A new species has been discovered in Lexington High School after the collapse of a wall behind the main building’s auditorium. The species, categorized as a close relative of the rodent family, is endemic...

Despite finally looking ready for construction, Lexington High School’s Bloom building project has been pushed back another three years. Officially, the town cites a “dangerous oversight regarding...

It's 8:21 a.m. on a chilly Monday morning. You can barely keep yourself awake as you trudge through the front doors of Lexington High School, trying to recall what day it is with the four hours of sleep...

Move over, chocolate chip cookies and vanilla pudding. In hopes to spark more student interest in school lunch, administrators and cafeteria staff at Lexington High School have created a new lunch item:...

It’s confirmed—recent studies conducted by extremely legitimate Lexington lab scientists show that students with buzzcuts are achieving higher test scores. Unrestricted by copious amounts of suffocating...

At Lexington High School, where the sound of vocal warmups mixes with the constant ping of Google Classroom notifications, the music department has unveiled its boldest experiment yet: a brand-new Katseye-inspired...

The Lexington High School administration recently posted a new Airbnb listing: the hole in the auditorium ceiling—or as they like to call it, “The Cave.”  Following the ceiling’s collapse in...

At the start of the second semester, Lexington High School students y/n and CEO founded a new club, “Save the Sea Turtles.” Though the club only consists of two members, its global presence has drawn...

What started as a minor case of “teacheritis,” a new variant of the infamous “senioritis,” has now started spreading into an uncontrollable epidemic infecting everyone, even freshmen. Symptoms...

The unexpected rise of new trends like thigh-high Converse and gingham flannels (ew) have resulted in extreme fashion misconduct at Lexington High School. To ensure the safety and productivity of all students,...

On Mar. 14 at 6:07 p.m., the College Board broadcast an announcement that caused a nationwide uproar: beginning from the 2026-7 school year, Advanced Placement (AP) exams will be scored out of six or seven...

A new math elective has been added to Lexington High School’s curriculum: Girl Math. As described in the LHS 2026-2027 Program of Studies, the course will provide students with the opportunity to “grasp...